Never Again (Drunk!Avengers X Sober!Reader) by Eternal-Violet-Void, literature
Literature
Never Again (Drunk!Avengers X Sober!Reader)
"THOR DONT EAT THAT!" you screamed.
You were loosing your mind as 4 wild grow men ran around the building. It all started when all the Avengers were at Stark Tower besides Bruce and Natasha. Bruce, was in a whole other country and Natasha was on a mission in
Russia. You, Clint, Thor and Steve were watching the "magic box" as Thor would say when Tony can running upstairs with a goofy smile in his face. "I did it!" He shouted catching everyone's attention. "WHAT HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED BROTHER ANTHONY?" Thor boomed exited.
"Cap, I challenge you to a drinking contest!" Tony yelled excitedly, blowing off Thor's question. "Tony do you remember la
2Fort Bulletin Board by substandardproducer, literature
Literature
2Fort Bulletin Board
NOTICE:
No, I will not divulge the Pyro's gender. Stop asking me.
--Medic
MISSING:
My spare pants. Does anyone know where I left the things? I haven't seen them for two days.
--Demoman
WHO KEEPS STEALING MY LUNCH?:
WHICH ONE OF YOU SORRY SACKS OF LADY'S PURSES IS STEALING MY FOOD? IT IS CLEARLY MY FOOD. IT HAS "SOLDIER'S FOOD" WRITTEN ON IT IN VERY LARGE LETTERS. ARE YOU ALL ILLITERATE? BECAUSE THAT WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME. WHEN I FIND THE ONE WHO IS STEALING MY FOOD, I WILL KILL HIM AND EAT A PORTION OF HIS BODY COMMENSURATE WITH THE FOOD THAT HAS BEEN STOLEN. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
--Soldier
FOUND:
Demoman's spare pants. They were on